Surprise surprise surprise

I think we can take a page from that lovable doofus named Gomer Pyle.
So in Gomer Pyle speak... This cheer is a silly gov’t.

Now I have come to the realization that I cannot believe a word that comes from the mouth of the Commander in chief.
Everything he says is a lie period.
If he told me water was wet I wouldn’t be able to believe him.

He lied about GITMO (though that is not a problem for me personally)
He lied about taxes
He lied about being different than Bush (at least with the negative points that Bush had)
He lied about the gulf oil spill
He lied about the “T.A.R.P.” funds
He lied about the war in Iraq
He lied about the war in Afghanistan
He lied about improving the economy
He lied about being ready to govern the nation
He lied about protecting our borders
He lied about protecting and defending the constitution
He's lied about the recession
He lied about being a reconciler for race issues…
And the list just goes on and on.

So when he stands up to speak anymore and I hear more lies come out of his mouth I am forced to remember Gomer Pyle’s usual statement… Surprrrriiiizzze surprise surprise.

That’s what he said when things happened that weren’t really a surprise or ought not to have been anyway.
So here is one for Mr. Pyle may we always remember the wisdom that is packed in those six syllables.